Yeah so I totally wrote this wicked funny first post and promptly accidentally deleted the whole blog.
I also instinctively feel that there should be some form of disclaimer here (read at your own risk, c-bomb dropped with monotonous regularity, leave your sanity on a nail by the door etc) but I think I will let my erstwhile partner in crime handle that.
So yeah - hi. We're totally hilarious. Except now that we've made a blog for the purposes of displaying said hilarity to the world I actually have nothing to say. As in, NOTHING to say.