Monday 11 February 2013

NO MEDIUM IS SACRED!


So I discovered recently that the lunacy and shenanigans that invariably take place whenever Facey McBones and I get together isn't limited to emails, texts and face-to-face... whilst playing World of Warcraft...

<Charlie Blowfly removes all her clothes.>
[Facey McBones]:  ummm Charlie... are you going swimming?
[Charlie Blowfly]: LAST ONE IN’S A ROTTEN EGG
<Charlie Blowfly jumps into the hot springs.>
[Facey McBones]: why are you swimming?
[Charlie Blowfly]: check out the spacegoat there
[Facey McBones]: I know right, he’s typing one handed
[Facey McBones]: now we’re all watching

(This is about the point where our lunacy moved from party chat to public...)

[Facey McBones] yells: DO A BARREL-ROLL
Charlie Blowfly splashes merrily about.
[Charlie Blowfly] says: a duckdive is about the best I can do I’m afraid
[Facey McBones] says: weeeaaakkkkk
Charlie Blowfly farts loudly. Whew... what stinks?
[Charlie Blowfly] says: errr... those aren’t MY bubbles. It’s the hot springs. Yes.
[Facey McBones] says: That’s a lie isn’t it?
[Charlie Blowfly] says: sulphur and all that.
[Charlie Blowfly] says: NO.
[Charlie Blowfly] says: ...
[Charlie Blowfly] says: yes
[Facey McBones] says: I can tell when you’re lying... your lips move
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  STOP JUDGING ME WITH YOUR JUDGEY EYES
Charlie Blowfly waves at Laloe.
<Laloe leaves>
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  apparently my bath isn't interesting anymore
[Facey McBones] says:  too many clothes still
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  you can’t get fully naked in this game
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  believe me I've tried
[Facey McBones] says:  I do believe that
Charlie Blowfly bursts into dance.
[Charlie Blowfly] says: ooh yeah
[Charlie Blowfly] says: check me out
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  you’d think with an ass this fine the ladytrolls would be wearing thongs but NOOOO
[Charlie Blowfly] says: Blizzard you BUTT NAZIS
Facey McBones waits patiently.
[Facey McBones] says:  You always do this after a drink.
Charlie Blowfly is busy shakin her groove thang. Or something.
[Facey McBones] says:  Why can’t we EVER just have ONE night out together without you starting shizz
[Facey McBones] says:  ...or gyrating at the air
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  I haven’t drunk much! Anyway I wouldn't HAVE to drink if you weren't SUCH A NAGGING HARPY
[Facey McBones] says:  maybe if you just paid a little more attention to noticing the things I’m all about
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN
[Facey McBones] says:  YES THIS AGAIN
<Facey McBones goes to the edge of the nearby cliff>
[Charlie Blowfly] says:  oh we’re at the big dramatic moment now are we? Go ahead – jump. Maybe I’ll get some PEACE AND QUIET
Facey McBones remembers a time when two pairs of tits in a relationship was fun.
Charlie Blowfly thinks about sandwiches.
<Facey McBones jumps off the cliff.>



Just for the record... I'm still thinking about sandwiches.




3 comments:

  1. I feel it may be pertinent at this stage, to highlight why this is amusing as fuck to us, is that we're NOT in fact a couple. It's just that we find domestic schisms so fucking funny.

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    1. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

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  2. Shoulda got the space goat to join in, that would have made the story much sexier. :P

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